How to report the news
Posted by stelpavlou in life on 01 29th, 2010 | 2 responses
Classic. I often wonder what breakfast conversations must be like between two married news anchors:
“For a more in depth analysis of breakfast we join Jenny live at the toaster.”
“Thanks Tim. We’re here, live at the toaster, where any minute now some sort of announcement about bread products is expected…”
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“… like he’s gliding through the fucking Matrix.”
We have a saying, in the old country, ‘Charlie Brooker is right about everything.’
Newswipe is a programme people should be forced to watch…wake up and smell the cheap plastic fakery that is your inane zombie existence!
Can’t watch the news any more with a serious face.